A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
I imagine that the producers planned that shit. Like, they were just sitting around thinking “How the hell can we show these motherfuckers what it looks like to blaze through this thing? I KNOW…A STREAKER!”
inside jokes with yourself
Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill
i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
THAT’S MY SISTER!
Also you forgot the best one
"What ever is keeping the boat floating."
"You mean ‘what ever floats your boat’?"
"Yea, that too."
HER SISTER FOUND THE POST AND NOW I FEEL KIND OF CREEPY I HOPE YOU’RE ALL SATISFIED
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
For who could ever learn to love a beast?